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Waterproof Vibrator With a Remote Control!

By: Joanne | May 22, 2010


We live in a point-and-click world. Now you can point-and-click your way to your partner’s ecstasy with the Remote Control Waterproof Mini Vibrator . Pipedream Products has one of the best remote control bullet vibrators on the market.Not only is it powerful, but it won’t break your budget either!

The Remote Control Waterproof Bullet Vibrator comes in pink, black, and purple.The bullet measures 3.25 inches long, 1.2 inches wide, and 4.25 inches around.It weighs only 4.9 ounces and takes 2 AAA batteries for the bullet and one 12V battery for the remote.It’s phthalate free, too.

The advantage of the Remote Control Waterproof Bullet Vibrator is that you don’t have messy cords or wires to get in the way.You can use the bullet alone or with your favorite extension or toy.Just press the remote control and vibrate your way to bliss.Or, hand the remote to your partner and let him/her decide when you get to have fun.It’s quiet enough to be used discreetly in public if you ensure that it’s inserted or positioned correctly.Of course, you might not be quiet enough to use it, so proceed with caution.

Even though it’s a small bullet vibrator, it does have enough power to provide extreme vibrations.The packaging says that the remote is effective up to 25 feet away, but I personally wouldn’t recommend much farther than 10 feet.It will work farther than that, but sometimes it seems as if the signal won’t pick up as well depending on the amount of clothing or other items between the remote and the antenna.

The real drawback to the bullet, however, is the fact that it has a very short antenna wire that’s not reinforced for use as a withdrawal cord.If you pull on the wire much, it will snap easily and make your bullet unusable.It’s a great size for either vaginal or anal use.I really recommend placing the bullet inside a condom (male or female) before insertion in order to facilitate easily removal.You really don’t want to go to the emergency room and have it removed, do you?

The Remote Control Waterproof Bullet Vibrator is a great toy to have in your inventory.Prices usually range between $15 and $25 and it can be found in adult stores and online.True, there are more expensive remote control toys out there, but if you’re wanting to get started with remote play or just don’t want to spend a lot, this is an excellent item!

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Blue Dolphin Finger Vibe Review

By: Joanne | May 22, 2010

Make Friends with the Blue Dolphin Finger Vibrator. The packaging that it comes in is great. The instructions are easily accessible, along with the warranty, and there’s even 2 little pouches of lube and toy cleaner to get you started. But, I have to admit that me and this vibe had a love/hate relationship from the start. It was my first finger vibrator that I’d gotten in years, but something about it just rubbed me wrong from the get go (no pun intended). Part of it probably had to do with the cutesy little blue dolphin attachment. I have issues with vibrators, and the companies that make them, that insist on putting animals on their products, namely because it makes me feel like I’m engaging in zoophilia on some level. And while I am kinky, that’s just one of those lines I’m not interested in crossing.

I guess my other issue had to be with the design. The finger loop is located on the gel dolphin attachment, so the only way you use the item with one finger is if the attachment is on. And now we’re back at my first complaint. Also add to it that the attachment actually deadens the vibration, which wouldn’t be a problem if the item had amazing vibe power to begin with, but it doesn’t, so you’re left with something that might vibrate less than your cellphone.

Me and this vibe had a love/hate relationship from the start

So I removed the attachment, but the thing is designed like a bullet--thus making it incredibly fun to hold on to--but isn’t intended for insertion because of the seem for the battery compartment. Speaking of batteries, this item runs on “N’s”. Yeah, you heard me right. I’ve never heard of an “N” battery before in my life, but apparently they’re great if you don’t want to use your vibe much as after about a week’s worth of use, it’s zapped.

However, the worst offense I’ve found concerning this vibe has probably got to be the “off/on” switch. Why? It’s a turn switch, much like you’d use with pocket flashlights. Which sounds great, but the flashlight you use is more than likely metal, and this vibe is plastic with a thin metal contact strip. So if you turn too many times, or turn too roughly, you suffer the chance of damaging or breaking the contact strips, thus rendering the vibe to a life as rather colorful paper weight that’s guaranteed leave all your household guest’s perplexed.

Popular Finger Vibes & Stimulators

  1. Berman - Alethia Finger Stimulator
  2. Finger Fun G Spot Pink
  3. Clit Kit - Lavender

Conclusion:

  • Pros: Smooth & Clear Plastic, Easy to Remove Battery, Non-Girlie Color, Lube and Cleaner Included.
  • Cons: Design Style, Low Vibration, Odd Battery Type (N?), Horrible Battery Life, Easy to Break “Off/On” Switch.
  • Bottom Line: This might be something fun to gift a friend, but I wouldn't rely on this one to get you through the weekend.